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Executive dysfunction t-shirt Funny Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
Finally, a shirt that speaks your language.
This isn't just another graphic tee - it's a conversation starter, a community identifier, and a comfortable middle finger to productivity culture. Whether you're currently stationed at Couch HQ or making the scenic route from bedroom to kitchen (again), this shirt celebrates the beautifully chaotic reality of executive dysfunction.
Why You Need This:
- Instant Connection - Spot fellow neurodivergent humans in the wild and share knowing looks
- Conversation Starter - Break the ice about mental health in a way that's funny, not heavy
- Self-Advocacy Made Easy - Normalize executive function struggles while looking effortlessly cool
- Gift That Actually Gets It - Perfect for your ADHD bestie, autism family member, or anyone who's ever lost 3 hours to scrolling
The Real Talk: This shirt turns what society sees as "laziness" into what it actually is - a legitimate neurological experience millions of people navigate daily. Wear it as armor, wear it as humor, wear it as pride.
Premium Comfort for Real Life:
- Heavy cotton construction that gets softer with every wash (like your boundaries)
- Unisex sizing because executive dysfunction doesn't discriminate
- Shoulder tape reinforcement for stability when everything else feels chaotic
- Ribbed collar that keeps its shape better than your daily routine
- Ethically sourced materials because your values matter, even when your brain is buffering
Care Instructions for the Care-Resistant: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, don't iron (who has time?), no dry cleaning required. Basically, throw it in with everything else and it'll be fine - just like you.
Join the tour. The couch is calling.
Available in sizes S-5XL because every body deserves comfort and every brain deserves representation.
Shipping (Print-on-Demand Items)
All physical products are made to order and shipped from Printify’s global print partners. Production usually takes 2–7 business days, with delivery in 7–21 business days depending on your location. Tracking will be provided once your order ships.
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Because our products are made to order, we don’t accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or faulty, please contact us within 14 days of delivery and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund.
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